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molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via each-uisge-and-glashtyn)

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via encourage)

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ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via hotboyproblems)

mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

(via hotboyproblems)

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