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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

(via russiangovernment)

Life in general is pretty minimizing because you have a lot of big ideas and you have to battle the mistaken delusions and instability that come with youth. And then watching that just wither away as you become more of a realist is a harrowing experience for any human being. I just think you gotta have a good fucking attitude.

(Source: queenrafferty, via abomasnow)

bitchcoven:

Primadonna Girl, yeah…image

(Source: paris666hilton, via encourage)

roman-numerals:

professor-van-helsing:

digg:

This pizza place has a very good idea

yes yes yes

The owner, a 28-year Army vet, will even help students with their assignments “to the extent that I can.”
NO, NO, I’M NOT CRYING.

straightgirl:

you’d think at 32 years old ryan gosling would be ryan goose by now

(via crystallized-teardrops)

plasmatics-life:

Sunset | (by Stephan Sprengart)

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

(via each-uisge-and-glashtyn)

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